I can just see this being in coffee shop au
trott, of course
I wouldn’t wish #suicide on anyone, no matter what they did
strife: did you just say that you have a boytoy?
parv: yeah, you’re my boytoy
remember the time that strife asked what tickled parv’s pickle
and parv p much said as long as they do blood magic they’d fit the bill
yeah this is jack now he changed his url and icon at the same time bc he is a SHITLORD
strife: okay, this piece of equipment? it’s awesome
parv: that’s pretty fucking cool, that’s pretty fucking cool- can you get me one?
strife: i might be able to
[8 mins later]
strife: [makes generator, and atomic disassembler]
strife: check the crafting table
parv: ohhh my god it’s a thingy for me!!
parv taking note and using his ever-expanding magic to make vines that will grab will and drag him up until he’s hanging upside down and trapped tho. parv can just look at him and steal his glasses before they fall to the ground too.
i mean he could try that
but he could just as easily call martyn to come get him bc this
strife: ow ow /ow/- fricken vines
parv: maybe we should get rid of the vines, and put some torches down and stuff
strife: i uh i think- i like the vines